Category: Joke Board
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown
> ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for
> their orders.
> The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke,"
> and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
> "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
> A short time later the waitress returns with the
> order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man
> reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact
> change for payment.
> The next day, the man and the ostrich come
> again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries
> and a coke."
> The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again
> the man reaches into his pocket and pays
> with exact change.
> This becomes routine until the two enter again.
> "The usual?" asks the waitress.
> "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
> baked potato and a salad," says the man.
> "Same," says the ostrich.
> Shortly the waitress brings the order and
> says, "That will be $32.62."
> Once again the man pulls the exact change
> out of his pocket and places it on the table.
> The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity
> any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage
> to always come up with the exact change in
> your pocket every time?"
> "Well," says the man, several years ago I was
> cleaning the attic and found an old lamp.
> When I rubbed it, a genie appeared and offered
> me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever
> had to pay for anything, I would just put my
> hand in my pocket and the right amount of
> money would always be there"
> "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most
> people would ask for a million dollars or
> something, but you'll always be as rich
> as you want for as long as you live!"
> "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of
> milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money
> is always there," says the man.
> The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
> The man sighs, pauses, and answers,
> "My second wish was for a tall chick with
> a big ass and long legs who agrees with
> everything I say."
oh, hahaha!. yeah, good joke. i can see why his second wish was not properly granted
roflmao! I was going to say the same thing Dan did.
lol, great!